I dont want to date you but I don’t want to lose you as a friend DAMN
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable