Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages
At some point during this adventourous lovely day i twisted my bad knee and have been laying in bed f0r 4 hours unable t0 sleep. and all i fucking wanted to do tomorrow was for for a run with the dog and just nope not happening apparently.
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)